My name is LegalGraveRobber and I’m a normal guy living in Texas. I enjoy video games, cats, licking rocks, playing DnD, and reading trashy isekai.

At least, all of that was true, until one day I was walking out of Whataburger and got hit by a truck that came out of nowhere.

There was a flash of light and suddenly I was laying on my back. The first thing I noticed was the sun didn’t feel like a blow torch anymore. It was actually kind of nice. Which was weird for Texas where it’s either stupid hot or else only bright out for about four hours a day.

When I reached my hand out towards it, though, I stopped. Because instead of being the pale white of any self disrespecting nerd, it was blue! Scaly and blue with sharp talons at the fingertips!

Then I noticed that there was something big blocking the middle of my vision. I reached down to touch it and could feel that I had a snout! My nose hadn’t been anywhere near that big before, and my mouth sure wasn’t that full of sharp teeth.

As I staggered up, my first thought was that Texas didn’t have the sort of granite I had been laying on. At least near where I lived. There was mostly limestone there, and that was buried below the topsoil.

But then I got a look at my legs and lower body. My scaled, blue, draconic lower body. With a tail, and talons, and wings behind me. All of which I could instinctively control.

Oh, and instead of my junk, there was just a little vertical slit. Because of course I was naked.

I had to check. Just to be absolutely sure. I was a guy, after all. Right?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Nope. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck fuck.

Not only had something changed my species, but apparently my sex, too. I was some dragon lady thing!

It took a while, but I managed to calm down and take stock. That was when I noticed a few straps of string and cloth nearby.

A bikini. A goddamn bikini. And after some experimentation, I discovered it was made for someone with a tail.

“Better than nothing,” I grumbled to myself and slipped on the little bottom. The top, though… I looked at it angrily. It wasn’t like I had boobs. Because boobs on a dragon would just be stupid.

I threw the top to the side in disgust. I didn’t want or need the thing. What I did need was to figure out where I was, and preferably find a place to eat and sleep and figure out what the hell has happened to me.

Something on the horizon caught my eye. It looked like a small castle of some sort. But far in the distance. At least a day’s hike, maybe two.

“Unless…”

I grinned for the first time since I had woken up on this new world with this new body. I knew I probably looked terrifying with sharpened teeth barred to the world, but I didn’t care. My new wings beat as I got a running start and launched myself into the air. 

One way or another, things were going to be different. I might as well make the most of it.

Glorious rendition of Legal by Simple